Front: For all of the ways you punished me that would probably put you in jail today...thank you
Inside: I totally get it.
Let's face it: parents have a hard time disciplining their kids now without raising red flags...or getting thrown in jail. My mom was tough on us (tobasco sauce instead of soap in our mouths), but now I'm more appreciative than ever for it. Card measures 4.25 x 5.5" folded. Printed on 100% post consumer recycled cardstock paper.