Front: If it helps you cope, you can pick up my dog's shit anytime you want.
Inside: I'm sorry for your loss. (But I'm serious about the dog shit.)
Losing a pet can be hard and just like many other tough situations you need a card for, the last thing you want to do is give a card that makes the griever even more sad. Card measures 4.25 x 5.5" folded. Printed on 100% post consumer recycled cardstock paper.